spoof:

not having to know what time it is is the most free feeling in the world

(via kingtasia)

did-you-kno:

A single guy once booked every other seat in a movie theater just so he could split up couples on Valentine’s Day.
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ejacutastic:

kill the imposter
jaquemus:

High Fashion

that thing you do! (1996)

zooeyclairedeschanel:

zooeyclairedeschanel:

something went horribly wrong and dylan sprouse came out looking like a hot teen boy and cole’s crusty ass is out here lookin like a damn founding father of the united states

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is it just me or did cole sprouse lowkey acknowledge my tumblr post

(via sexualremarks)


garden city movement / move on

bitchface12345:

Im not a bitch I am the bitch

(via circumcising)

drunktrophywife:

ups is the best delivery service they’ll tell you where ur package is every second of the day like 1:34 pm driver took a shit at the mcdonalds or 4:28 driver ran a red light. Fuck fed ex tho. They don’t tell you shit.